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  • 10k


    Sunday 12th.
    Firecracker10k.org
    while i was somewhat saddened by all of my friendlies ditching the event,
    i'm quite proud of the fact that i still did the run solo.
    not so much that i did the run, but that i did it alone.
    hooray.
    i was getting ticked off by the fact that they were making me wait around
    for the 5k runners to start and finish before even letting the 10k runners go.
    they didn't even have any food or coffee before the run
    and i was starving.
    all the runs i've attended before have food and coffee.
    damn.
    so i'm there, alone, stretching, pretending to be doing something other than being alone.
    and starving.
    i was watching some folks come in from the 5k.
    one girl blew chunks at the finish line.
    pink chunks.
    damn...chinatown is hilly.
    i had a strong urge to pee at the .25 mile mark.
    at least i didn't need to poo.
    you can't do anything when you need to poo.

  • feed my pork.
    moisten my pig.
    make me squeal.







    adopt your own virtual pet!

    why does spam's toy box include a spray bottle?
    why does my pig need to be sprayed?
    if you poke him, he squeals.
    he and i are very much alike.

  • RE: 1/23/06 xanga post


    January 23rd isn't my birthday. 
    It's December 20.
    I lied to y'all.
    How does it feel being lied to?

  • xanga.


    whenever i browse through some xanga posts
    belonging to folks i know,
    i keep thinking they are writing about me.
    does anyone else feel like this?
    especially when names aren't named
    and there are descriptions like the following:
    "she's witty, charming, beautiful,
    funny, talented, graceful, humble,
    and all around remarkable."

    i have healthy self-esteem.

  • sepia tinted birthdays



    it's my birfday!
    hooray for today is my birfday!
    there are so many people there
    and i am shy.
    but hooray for my birfday!




    daniel gave me my birthday present,
    a finger in the nose hole!
    he got in there deep!
    yay! for today is my birfday!




    i loved the present so much,
    i gave one to him!
    hooray!  today is my birfday!
    noses!  hooray!




    these are my friends!
    hooray for friends!
    we are the united colors of beneton!
    hooray for spelling mistakes!
    hooray!




    these are more friends.
    everyone got a turn to grab my birthday boobies!
    it's daniel's turn!
    hooray for boobies!




    jenpark says "peace!"
    hooray for jenpark!



    and here is a goat.
    it has nothing to do with this post.
    i saw it at church.
    hooray for goats!


     

  • spellabration


    there are many times when i find myself needing to spell out a word or a name
    and in order for me to make myself clear, i need to do the
    "A as in apple"
    "B as in boy"
    technique.
    but for some reason, i can't use normal words when it goes beyond the letter "B"
    i get into some difficulties....


    receptionist: could you please spell your name and street name?
    jen: 'J' as in 'jalopy,'
    'E' as in 'effluvium,'
    'N' as in 'nincompoop,"
    ...'I' as in 'intrinsic,'
    'F' as in 'fermentation,'
    ...'R' as in 'renounce'

    monosyllabic words escape me when the pressure's on.

  • this one's for your air hole.


    i'm drinking out of a travel mug today
    since 7am.
    the lid has 2 holes in it -
    one is the drinking hole
    and another one exists right above it
    to allow the air to travel
    so the beverage can easily dispense.
    all morning,
    i've wondered
    why i was only getting a few trickles of coffee per sip.
    it's 10:55am
    and i've finally realized
    it's because my nose has been covering the air hole.

  • fie.


    curses.
    i've got a wicked case of the flu
    was bedridden for alot of my break.
    i'm at work now,
    rubbing my cooties
    on all of the office equipment
    and office door handles.
    fie.
    a curse on all yer houses.


    joRb.


    someone find me a job closer to pasadena.
    if you can find me a respectable job within 10 minutes of me,
    i will bear your children.

  • good ol fashioned karaoke
    if your computer is on mute, then you're going a capella



    I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
    Only a hippopotamus will do
    Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
    I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
    I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
    He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
    Just bring him through the front door,
    that's the easy thing to do

    I can see me now on Christmas morning,
    creeping down the stairs
    Oh what joy and what surprise
    when I open up my eyes
    to see a hippo hero standing there

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
    Only a hippopotamus will do
    No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
    I only like hippopotamuses
    And hippopotamuses like me too

    Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
    Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian.
    (Short Music Interlude)
    There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
    I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

    I can see me now on Christmas morning,
    creeping down the stairs
    Oh what joy and what surprise
    when I open up my eyes
    to see a hippo hero standing there

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
    Only a hippopotamus will do
    No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
    I only like hippopotamuseses
    And hippopotamuses like me too!


    the moral of the story


    but seriously folks.
    let us be not the forgetters of what christmas really is all about.
    it's not about asking for unrealistic things willy nilly
    it's not about getting a hippopotamus.
    let's not get ridiculous here.
    come now.
    christmas is about celebrating the ability to profit off of a pagan-turned-christian holiday.
    yay capitalism!
    (just kidding, jesus.)
    i love jesus!


     


    merry christmas, y'all.

  • the jenpark, selfish little girl


    after my birthday family dinner filled with linguistic mayem
    between my family and my family friends from japan,
    i did 15 minutes of shopping.
    i really shouldn't be buying myself things during this time of giving.
    i'm so selfish.
    here's a list of things i bought for myself:
    1 ace ankle brace
    1 hot/cold wrap pack
    1 vial tiger balm
    1 bottle analgesics

    merry christmas
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