let's get serious, kids.

when it rains, it pours.
new folks peeping their heads out
and old folks coming out of the wood works.
i'm beating guys off with a stick and
i think i'm liking it.
someone needs to pop my head.
ego...too...big.
can't....keep...it ....down.
but ...seriously, kids.
there are grave issues afoot.
there are people starving in africa
and angelina jolie will be adopting them.
good night.

i swoon for this guy.

*sigh*

but for real.  he's got some sweet dance moves.

 

 

tit for tat.

Sometimes, I get marketing emails on Myspace.  Today, I got this.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: USC Poker Championship
Date: Apr 28, 2006 12:50 AM

$45,000 USC Poker Championship! May 11th at 7pm......Free buy-in bonus. Register now! Check it out-*USC Poker Chamionship*

 

I replied....
----------------- Jen's Message -----------------
I am running in the Revlon Run/Walk and raising funds for breast cancer research. Help save lives. Check it out.

https://www.revlonrunwalk.com/la/secure/mywebpage.cfm?pid=316076

 (i am the greasy sneak.)

revlon run/walk 2005.

esther, me, lee
circa may 2005
at the revlon run/walk for breast cancer research.
i'm not sure what the deal is with my arm.
ah yes...my chubbier days.
nostalgia.
happum
i love that esther is rocking the gym shorts i wore in catholic grade school.
please consider sponsoring me for this year's walk/run.

https://www.revlonrunwalk.com/la/secure/mywebpage.cfm?pid=316076

and thank you to all those who already sponsored.

 

 

 

i run because i heart boobies.
i run because i love my mommy...

to sponsor jen and her love for boobies, make love to this link.

or this link.

 

.four.eight.zerosix.

Orange County PAC
Ladysmith Black Mambazo.
Good times.

"quiz" o shimasu.

1. getting a transmission fluid flush for $120 is
a. a good price
b. a bad price
c. other __________

2. a 60k mile service for $140 is
[includes tune-up, air filter, crankcase filter (if applicable), transmission, oil change, transmission filter change (if applicable, brake inspection, differential oil change (if applicable), radiator drain & refill, extra charge for platinum plugs]
a. a good price
b. a bad price
c. other ___________

3. is it partially redundant to get a transmission fluid flush a week after getting an oil change?

4. "transmission" states in question #2 is the same as "transmission fluid flush"
a. true - if true, is it wise for me just to get number 2?
b. false - if false, what are you talking about?

 

and now for the answer to last week's quiz.

 

my big fat korean head.

my big fat korean lips.

sometimes when i run...
sometimes, when i go too far with my running,
i feel as though my lips are dragging
and slowing me down.
running is difficult for me sometimes.
i need a sports bra equivalent for my lips.

 

picturae.

folks have consistently brought to my attention
that i look nothing like any of my photos,
and, in fact, "they" say none of my photos or ID photos look like each other.
well, i'm so over it.

 

the big adventures with ponies.

once, long ago, yong and i were venturing the wilds of toys r us.
and we found some ponies.



i wondered.
were they tame or wild?
so we waited....
for some clues.



wild.

yong tamed them immediately.

afterwards, we mounted them.

the end.

 

*edit*
there's been a couple of folks who can't handle that i'm mounting a hoss in a skirt non-side-saddled. 
screw that.
i'm gangsta
and gangstas don't side-saddle...
even when they're wearing skirts.