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  • telefornia.


    i got a new phone
    and it looks like this...

    thus far,
    i have no idea what it does
    or how to work anything.
    it has no numbers recorded
    so if you know my old number
    call me
    and i will save you,
    play with you,
    talk with you,
    laugh with you,
    hang up on you,
    and have you number saved.
    we will be makers of merriment.
    good times.
    good times.
    -management


    *edit*
    yeah...folks...
    if you're texting me or leaving me a message...
    leave your name.
    i'm not gonna save numbers
    without names here
    and i'm not psychic...
    just psycho.
    there's a difference.

  • church bbq.



    here i am pointing to my fat deposits.
    good times.
    good times.

  • 2am.


    no sleep for the weary.
    slept at 2am
    woke at 5:30 for work.
    as usual
    i got very little sleep
    b/c i was busy making fun of friends
    and reminding them of how fabulous i am.
    fabulous like this





     

  • lens.


    wow.  minolta's going out of business.
    i remember using minoltas for shhs yearbook.
    i wonder if this means i can buy a minolta digital slr on sale soon....
    and by "on sale" i mean "for $1.99.
    *sigh* a girl can dream, can't she?


    Canon to stop making single-lens camera





    Thu May 25, 10:08 AM ET



    Japan's top camera maker, Canon Inc., will stop developing new single-lens reflex film cameras as more people abandon film for digital, company officials said Thursday.


    The Tokyo-based Canon's move followed a similar move by its closest Japanese rival, Nikon Corp., which announced earlier this year it would stop making seven of its nine film cameras and concentrate on digital models.


    Canon will continue making film cameras already on the market as long as their demand remains. Whether to withdraw from the film camera business will be "decided appropriately by judging the market situation," said Canon spokesman Hiroshi Yoshinaga.


    Japanese camera makers sold a combined total 64.77 million digital cameras last year globally, compared with 5.38 million film cameras, according to industry figures. Yoshinaga said his company could not disclose the number of cameras sold.


    Meanwhile, Tsuneji Uchida, president of Canon, told reporters that demand for film cameras will be limited to "special needs" like camera buffs, Kyodo News agency said.


    In January, Konica Minolta Holdings Inc., another Japanese optical manufacturer, said it was quitting the camera business altogether — digital and film — and selling its digital assets to rival Sony Corp (NYSE:SNE - news).



    glasses


    i got glasses.
    that's right, folks.
    even after 2 lasik procedures,
    this little blind monkey had acquired glasses.
    but they are just prescription strength on one side.
    *sigh*
    and it begins....
    but i don't think i need them.
    i'm just using them for looks.
    shut up.
    i'm superficial.


    and i leave you with this
    interesting commercial


     

  • woah-man.



    i think i need to behave more like a lady.
    i'm too irreverent.
    wrestling anything that moves
    into the ground,
    farting here,
    burping there
    and blowing it all into people's faces,
    trash talking about how i can maim anyone with a mere bendy straw...
    not so graceful.
    what's wrong with me?
    i would make the worst baby-shower guest.
    i don't ooh and ahh at gifts.
    i just sit there...
    really awkwardly
    fighting back the urge
    to bum rush the present opener.

  • a belly button


    a belly button and a vienna sausage


  • gchat: nature's wonder



    carboline was intending to post this on her xanga, but i beat her to it. i'm quick with the draw.  oh but if only i could use this power for good and not evil.  but i digress.

    LEGEND: "mp" = carboline's manfriend.  and now...on with the show.

    Carboline: heehee guess what i did


    me: fart?


    Carboline: nope!


    me: poop yer pants?


    Carboline: nope!


    me: poop mp's pants?


    Carboline: nope!!


    me: does it have to do with poop?


    Carboline: nope!   i told mp that I. M. Y.


    me: IMY?  what?


    Carboline: it means "I Miss You"


    me: oh

    that's not as exciting as i thought

    hrm.

    try again

    i'll give you another turn

    maybe tell him I.A.P.

    or I.M.M.P.


    Carboline: wait im not done


    me: oh


    Carboline: LOL

    and it took awhile..but he got it (cuz i always say D.Y. M.M? and that means do you miss me)


    me: or maybe an I.W.T.H.Y.L.C.


    Carboline: and he wrote back

    i m y 2

     Carboline: and i said. how come u onlly miss me in lower case? haha!

    me: tell him. I.A.P.

    or I.W.T.H.Y.L.C.


    Carboline: i am poo?


    me: no.

    i am pregnant

    or I.W.T.H.Y.L.C.

    i want to have your love child


    Carboline: i want to have your ....ooooh....naaah


    me: or. I.L.Y.

    i love yams


    Carboline: LOL


    me: or I.L.M.P.

    I love many potatoes

     

     

  • walk walk


    friday.
    7th row STOMP at pantages
    (a dream since high school drumline)
    starshoes
    beauty bar
    and everything else after 11pm
    i can't remember.
    thanks to choness
    for that.
    all of that
    including bomb butt seats.

    sat.
    wake up in a blur.
    put on hat
    and yesterday's gym clothes
    head to revlon walk
    all a blur.
    go home and rest
    and wallow in my own hungover filth.
    but i did it, kids.

    there's still time to donate.
    until the middle of june.
    https://www.revlonrunwalk.com/la/secure/mywebpage.cfm?pid=316076


     

  • walk for life.


    the revlon run/walk is tomorrow.
    please support life.
    this is something that's important to me
    since it hit my family pretty gravely.
    god bless.



    https://www.revlonrunwalk.com/la/secure/mywebpage.cfm?pid=316076


     


     

  • money shot


    can someone tell me how to do a screen shot on a pc?
    i know you can do it on a mac (though i forgot how to do that even. it's been awhile since i've worked with macs. i miss them. i long for them. i yearn for them.) but i digress.

    screen shots on pcs?