October 28, 2008

  • happy halloween.

    INGREDIENTS

    Colonel Sanders
    long blond curly wig - cut and spray paint white
    white beard - cut into 2 eyebrows, 1 mustache, and goatee
    black fabric - cut to make tie and handkerchief
    white button down shirt
    white suit
    prescription glasses

    Bucket of Fried Chicken
    1 spandex 1-piece suit
    1 cardboard box
    cut up pieces of fabric - to make shoulder straps
    2 white poster paper - draw and color in 1980s KFC bucket (old school)

    kfc kfc3

    Spend 3 hours making.
    Enjoy.

    in other news, my laptop is busted.
    turn it on, and i get the blue screen of death
    with the type with font circa 1980s
    when speak n spell was the technological rage.
    i only have internet connection and computer access at work now
    and xanga is blocked.
    alas.
    at least i always have kfc.
    and mr. sanders.
    mr. sanders knows how to please me.

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