November 19, 2006

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  JEN PARK, SUPER INCREDIBLE - A Dialogue

  By: Jennifer C. Park and Olivia M. Wong

   

  *Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

   

  Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

   

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  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK!

  .....Jennifer says:

  SUPERSTAR!

  .....Jennifer says:

    WITH ROACH SPRAY!

  Olivia says:

  hahahhah

  Olivia says:

  u are so in ur underwar

  Olivia says:

  hahahahh

  Olivia says:

  cute

  Olivia says:

  you look super cute

  Olivia says:

  and skinnydamn

   

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  .....Jennifer says:

  THERE'S NO JOB SHE CAN"T HANDLE!

  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK!

  .....Jennifer says:

  ROACH GIRL!

  Olivia says:

  hahhaahah

  Olivia says:

  did u take these by urself right now?

  Olivia says:

  how are you wearing so little

  Olivia says:

  i'ts freezing here

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  .....Jennifer says:

  THERE'S NO JOB SHE CAN"T HANDLE!

  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK!

  .....Jennifer says:

  ROACH GIRL!

  Olivia says:

  hahhaahah

  Olivia says:

  did u take these by urself right now?

  Olivia says:

  how are you wearing so little

  Olivia says:

  i'ts freezing here

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  .....Jennifer says:

  JEN PARK!WITH DIFFERENT SOCKS!

  .....Jennifer says:

  JEN PARK IS INVINCIBLE WITH DIFFERENT SOCKS!

  .....Jennifer says:

  AND BIG FAT LIPS!

  .....Jennifer says:

  YES.JENPARK

  Olivia says:

  HAHAHAHA

  .....Jennifer says:

  SUPER

  .....Jennifer says:

  JISUN

  .....Jennifer says:

  "FORMATION OF INNOCENCE"

  .....Jennifer says:

  HERRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Olivia says:

  i shouldn't save these in a plce where people can see

  .....Jennifer says:

  OH GOD

  .....Jennifer says:

  HAHAHAHA

   

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  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK'S LIKES TO APPLE

  .....Jennifer says:

  NICE RACK

  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK

  .....Jennifer says:

  DEDICATED TO OLABIA

  .....Jennifer says:

  !!!! EXCLAMATION MARK!!!!

  Olivia says:

  thanks ejn

  Olivia says:

  jen

  .....Jennifer says:

  SHE LIKES TO APPLE

  Olivia says:

  u make me smire.

  .....Jennifer says:

  HAHA

  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK IS....

  .....Jennifer says:

  AN ONLYCHILD!!!

   

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  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK....

  .....Jennifer says:

  STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD THIS GLOBE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  .....Jennifer says:

  AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK.WOMAN OF STRENGTH

  .....Jennifer says:

  YESSSSSSSSSSSS

  Olivia says:

  that's so not a globe

  Olivia says:

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH

  .....Jennifer says:

  YES IT IS!

  .....Jennifer says:

     YES IT IS, OLABIA.  YES IT IS.
  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK IS

  .....Jennifer says:

  AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Olivia says:

  seriously tho

  .....Jennifer says:

  what

  Olivia says:

  i'ts it warm in ur apartment?

  .....Jennifer says:

  it's warm in the kitchen

  .....Jennifer says:

  i just cooked

  .....Jennifer says:

  so it's warm

  .....Jennifer says:

  but smells like kimchee

  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK! WOMAN OF WARM KIMCHEE!

   

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  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK.SMELLS HER FINGERS!!!!!!!

  .....Jennifer says:

  THEY SMELL GOOD.

  .....Jennifer says:

  LIKE KIMCHEE!!!!!!!

  .....Jennifer says:

  YESSSSSSSSS. YEAH KOREA.

  Olivia says:
      my fingers smell damn good too

  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK...HAS NO BUTT

  .....Jennifer says:

  !!! YESSSSS!!!!!!!!

  Olivia says:

  they smell like yakisoba sauce and sesame oil

  .....Jennifer says:

  THEY SMELL LIKE CHEESE TASTE

  Olivia says:

  hha no!

  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK. ....TYPES IN ALL CAPSSS!!!!!!!!

  .....Jennifer says:

  dude. i'm such an onlychild

  Olivia says:

  you are.

  .....Jennifer says:

  i can entertain myself with inanimate objects

  Olivia says:

  so is *SONNY BONO.*

  .....Jennifer says:

  but i'm sexier

  Olivia says:

  but u're much funnier

  Olivia says:

  yes, that too.

  .....Jennifer says:

  AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

  .....Jennifer says:

  yeah.i don't care much about these photos

  .....Jennifer says:

  they ain't topless

  .....Jennifer says:

  but it does show my incredible strength!

  Olivia says:

  i saved them

  Olivia says:

  hhha

  .....Jennifer says:

  but if you ever post it

  .....Jennifer says:

  it has to have captions in all upper caps

  Olivia says:

  oh i won't post them

  Olivia says:

  hahahaha

  .....Jennifer says:

  and you have to type it like you are the announcer for superman in a 1940's film

  Olivia says:

  i just save dthem

  Olivia says:

  cuz they make me smile

  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK.....WOMAN OF SUPERSTRENGTH!PICKS UP THE GLOBE!!!!!

  .....Jennifer says:

  and you have to overuse exclamation marks

  Olivia says:

  hahah ok

  .....Jennifer says:

  awesome, olabia.  awesome.

  .....Jennifer says:

  dude. it's freezing

  .....Jennifer says:

  maybe i should wear some clothes now

  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK is cold!!!!

  Olivia says:

  yeah i'ts freezing

  Olivia says:

  that's why i was wondering how u could be wearing so little

  Olivia says:

  its damn cold in my apartment

  .....Jennifer says:

  same here but it just doesn't look like i'm cold in the photos because....

  Olivia says:

  yeah

  .....Jennifer says:

  JENPARK.....HAS PADDED BRAS!

  Olivia says:

  hahahah

  Olivia says:

  awesome

  .....Jennifer says:

  i'm gonna talk like this from now on

  Olivia says:

  hahahhha

  Olivia says:

  u'll drive me nuts

  .....Jennifer says:

  dude. how do i save this conversation?

  .....Jennifer says:

  this is genius

  .....Jennifer says:

  damn

  Olivia says:

  file save?

   

  *Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

   

  to be continued...

   

   

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