May 22, 2006

• woah-man.

  
  

  
  i think i need to behave more like a lady.
  i'm too irreverent.
  wrestling anything that moves
  into the ground,
  farting here,
  burping there
  and blowing it all into people's faces,
  trash talking about how i can maim anyone with a mere bendy straw...
  not so graceful.
  what's wrong with me?
  i would make the worst baby-shower guest.
  i don't ooh and ahh at gifts.
  i just sit there...
  really awkwardly
  fighting back the urge
  to bum rush the present opener.
  

  • 5:44 pm
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