December 25, 2005

  • good ol fashioned karaoke
    if your computer is on mute, then you're going a capella



    I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
    Only a hippopotamus will do
    Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
    I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
    I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
    He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
    Just bring him through the front door,
    that's the easy thing to do

    I can see me now on Christmas morning,
    creeping down the stairs
    Oh what joy and what surprise
    when I open up my eyes
    to see a hippo hero standing there

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
    Only a hippopotamus will do
    No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
    I only like hippopotamuses
    And hippopotamuses like me too

    Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
    Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian.
    (Short Music Interlude)
    There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
    I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

    I can see me now on Christmas morning,
    creeping down the stairs
    Oh what joy and what surprise
    when I open up my eyes
    to see a hippo hero standing there

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
    Only a hippopotamus will do
    No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
    I only like hippopotamuseses
    And hippopotamuses like me too!


    the moral of the story


    but seriously folks.
    let us be not the forgetters of what christmas really is all about.
    it's not about asking for unrealistic things willy nilly
    it's not about getting a hippopotamus.
    let's not get ridiculous here.
    come now.
    christmas is about celebrating the ability to profit off of a pagan-turned-christian holiday.
    yay capitalism!
    (just kidding, jesus.)
    i love jesus!


     


    merry christmas, y'all.

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