December 14, 2005
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an-grr at english
reasons to be infuriated by the english language...
1. "palindrome" is not spelled the same backwards and forwards?
2. "lisp" is a word that cannot be said by those afflicted with a lisp without the affliction being obvious? (isn't this a bit cruel?)
jen, housewife, extraordinaire
i've realized that i'd make a really good housewife.
i get a deep satisfaction from cleaning house, doing laundry, cooking/baking and finishing dishes, running down a list of errands, grocery shopping, and the like.
now i just need to find a company that is hiring for the position of "housewife."
Comments (9)
If only you'd listed "pillow-whisking" as one of your skills...
your future husband will be delighted to know that.
the sunglasses were actually a prop; my bathroom-mirror self-portraiting skills are more developed than you give me credit.
omg... babe u can be my housewife anytime! nah... lets just go drink and sing together instead. where are u these days?
...no...i'm just happy to see you! ahahahahahaahah!!! cod? that's funny, but somehow, feels almost more disrespectful than just going "god!" coddarnit! coddangyoutoheck! the jews type "G-d." the hyphen looks pretty cool and stealthy...but isn't it weird how similar "hyphen" and "hymen" and "amen" are, linguistically i mean?
lol @ 1. I'm sure there are many men in need of part time housewives to get their lives in order. You'd make a killing starting that business: JenPark: Part Time Housewife Inc.
And no, YOU are the excite, I only manage a healthcare IT company. I'd like to be a Toys R Us kid, but I heard they aren't hiring, all the kids have been outsourced to China
marry me then foo
Is this some kind of want ad for marriage?
Maybe not a company, but how about from a contractor? Are there any other fringe benefits? Depending on right circumstances, Health, Dental and Vision may be covered as well as a limited 401K…
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