November 29, 2005

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  I am so sick of getting stupid emails. 
  Today, I got one of those stupid emails.
  So I replied to him with my own special offer.
  Should you wish to read the reply, scroll past the original email.
  
  
  --- Colin Stover <Ytomvo@optonline.net> wrote:
  
  > Sir/Madam,
  > Your current case has been presented to the
  > obligatory agencies, and upon vigilant
  > forethought, we are able to tender to you the
  > following opportunity.
  >
  > Based upon vigilant forethought you make the
  > grade to collect a openhanded rield on your
  > initial property investment.
  >
  > By completing the following attached form in a
  > timely manner we will be able to tie up our
  > review, and we feel certain you will collect
  > not only a decreased rate of interest, but also
  > a cash return that will accomplish all your
  > holiday needs and more!
  >
  > Please go here to tie up this step of the
  > settlement.
  >
  > Wishing you all the best over the holiday
  > period,
  >
  > Colin Stover
  >
  >
  >
  >
  >
  >
  >
  > Should you prefer not to benefit of this
  > holiday opportunity you can go here.
  >
  
  Dear Mr. Stover,
  
  Congratulations, you have been selected to
  receive poop.  To participate in this amazing
  opportunity, please call me at 1-800-CALL-POOP.
  
  Sincerely,
  Poop Management

  
  

   

  
  

  Should you prefer not to benefit of this poop opportunity you can go to hell.
  
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  my email got bounced back to me.

  • 1:41 pm
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