November 21, 2005
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verbal agenda
words to use in poetry, article, or whatever it is i'm writing (to date):
crumb - ex. "he thought he was a manly man. but he was a peon with a crumb of a penis." (that's right, folks. i went there. i went there, took photos, and bought souvenirs.)
punctuated - ex. "...his night of watching 24 hour home shopping network, punctuated only by his visits to the bathroom..."
grab bag - thanks to the weekend's "get fuzzy" comic for this example, "wow, when you're stupid, tivo is a potpourrific grab bag of fun!"
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a story on maturity
my friend posted this on my myspace:
i was sad
because my myspace is very cool.
tubular, in fact.
but i did the mature thing. ...
...i altered it and posted this on his:
i've been sitting in my room all weekend and thinking about what i've done.
Comments (10)
even steven.
im going down to LA for thanksgiving weekend. road trip for 1!
oh man, that is too funny. shoot me. shoot me now!
JenPark for the win!
don't egg me on.
you'll only encourage me!
just when i thought you couldnt get any gayer.....
i'd say that you had issues, but i'd be too afraid of invoking your verbal wrath. and aside from that, take encouragement wherever you find it. damn, i think i'm gonna start my own fortune cookie company afterall...
Hey I want a vest like that...
oh, know which usage of "punctuated" i like a lot?
"The evolutionary process involving long periods without change (stasis) punctuated by short periods of rapid speciation is commonly referred to as punctuated equilibrium."
of course, it's sorta incorrect, the actual theory, but since no other theory has been proven yet, it's still just as valid. but really, i just like the way it sounds...punctuated equilibrium...mmmm
no you didn't spend all weekend in your room thinking about it. you spent half your weekend sleeping it away in my stinky pumpkin room. josh was like, hey i couldn't find jen anywhere...i think she went back to "her" room to sleep. and then he laughed and said...all my girls are sleeping...including mrs. snarfy marfs. psycho man.
i'm all grumpy right now thinking my turkey is going to turn out all gay. i need to get a handle on thanksgiving.
now i have a cousin coming to visit me from canada on the 18th of december and she's staying for 4 days! what shall i do??? i'll be working but during the evening she'll expect me to entertain her. please help me. please help me entertain her 2 out of the 3 nights she'll be there. i would be so grateful!
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